he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was confusing and full of hummus
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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