none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I want her autograph on my taint
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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