id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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