What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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