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There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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