I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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