i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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