this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize