i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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