Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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