Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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