the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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