margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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