I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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