No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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