My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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