She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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