So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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