Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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