For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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