The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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