i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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