theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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