we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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