is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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