it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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