Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
