He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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