My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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