Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
