Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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