They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I want to have your abortion
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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