you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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