id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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