Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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