He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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