He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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