Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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