That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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