honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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