I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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