quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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