I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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