i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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