I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Less talking, more tequila
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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