Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Randomize
