We named our party play list daddy issues
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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