Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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