Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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