i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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