He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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