the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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