i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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