OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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