I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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