And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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