if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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